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french final review [19 Jun 2005|12:40pm]

i found this stuff on my computer from when my sister was taking french 3.1... i thought id pass it on to whoever else might find it useful:


Les Miserables

JVJ - steals bread. 5 years + 14 year for trying to escape. Passport jaune.
Fantine - strikes a bourgoise. Has illegitamate child. JVJ gives her freedom. turboculecous
Cosette - daughter of Fantine. Plays with a doll named Catherine. JVJ buys her + raises her like a father.
Marius - in love with Cosette. Fights in the soc. rev. JVJ sells his ring
Eponine - daughter of the Then. In love with Marius. Saves his life but dies
Gavroche - dies during the socialist rev. picks up bullets. Son of the Thenardier.
Thenardiers - raise Cosette cruely. Example of bad family. Saves JVJ's live in the sewer.
Javert - strict officer of police. Guard at
Toulon.
M. Bienvenu - priest who gives JVJ the candle sticks and buys his soul
Mdm. Magloire - priest's sister. Forgets to lock the cabanet. Does not trust JVJ
Petit Gervais - chimney sweep, JVJ steals his piece de 40 sous
M. Madeleine - JVJ after he changes his life
Fauchelevent - under a horse carriage, JVJ saves life, incident raises suspicion. gardiner who lets JVJ live as his brother, Ultime.
Champmathieu - took apples, police think he is JVJ

Les Miserables The Movie
Salome Ziman - sent to christian boarding school. Marries Marius.
Mr. Ziman - jewish critic. "coward". Shot and taken care by farmers.
Mrs. Ziman - Catholic converted dancer. Sent to camp.
Henri Fortin - boxer. Person like JVJ.
Le pere de Henri - accused of killing someone. Sent to jail and tries to escape.
La mere de Henri - sells her body. Kills herself after her husband dies.
Marius - marries Salome. Works as a Bartender.
Officer de Policier - person like Javert. Agent for
Germany during WWII.
Farmer - jealous of cheating wife. Lies about WWII progress
Farmer's wife - doesn't actually have an affair with Mr. Ziman.

Simple Past
ER - ai, as, a ames, ates, etent
IR/RE - is, is, it, imes, ites, irent
Avoir - e + us, us, ut, umes, utes, urent
Etre - f + us, us, ut, umes, utes, urent

Relative Pronouns
Person Thing
Ob        qui qui
Sub que que
Oprep qui lequel
Exceptions: De qui etes-vous ____?
A qui est ____?  / Dans quel ____
Lequel de _____ / Quel est le nom _____
Quelle _____!

Interogative Pronouns
Person Thing
Ob        qui qu'est-ce qui
Sub qui que
Oprep qui quoi
Penser a - have in mind
Penser de - have an opinion
Tout ce / Qu'est que c'est ___?

Direct and Indirect Pronouns
Me, te, se, nous, vous, le, la, l', les, lui, leur, y, en
After commands - direct, indirect, y, en

La Boum
Vic - 14 year old, likes to party
Mathieu - goes out with Vic
Lydia - Mathieu's mistress, she sleeps around
Penelope - Vic's best friend
Ariere grandmere - crazy great grandmother. plays the harp
Francois - dentiste. Seduced by patient. Fake cast.
Francoise - cartoonist. Having another baby.
Eric - German teacher. Mistress of Francoise.





French Review

 

LA NORMANDIE

-le camembert, le Port Salut = cheese

-le Mont St. Michel = monastery/isle with an abbaye

-les Plages d’Invasion: Omaha et Utah = where d-day launch was (ww2)… American invasion beaches

-Deauville et Trouville = beach resorts with casino

-la Tapisserire de Bayeux = oldest tapestry in the world

-Guillaume le Conquerant = French king who conquered England

-Monet = artist

-Flaubert = writer

-les produits : la dentelle, les pommes, les chevaux = lace, apples, horses

-le Calvados = liquor

-la Seine = river

-la mort de Jeanne D’Arc = where joan of arc died

-Rouen = Capital

 

LA BRETANGE

-celtique = culture, ancestry, influenced

-les pardons = festival of repentance, religious ceremonies

-les menhirs et les dolmens = historic rock formations

-les coiffes = lace headress

-les crepes = food

-les calvaires = statues of crucifixion

-le Quimperware = pottery

-le homard = lobsters

-Carnac = city with famous rock formations

-J. Cartier = explorer (‘d Canada)

-A. Stivell = Celtic rock music

-breton (le langue) = language

 

LA LOIRE

-Chambord, Blois, Chenonceaux, Cheverny, Amboise (les chateaux) = castles

-Le Mans = 24 hr car race

-Vouvray = sparkling wine

-François 1 = contructed castles in Loire

-DaVinci = artist, designed those castles

-la Loire = river

-Orléans = capital

 

LA BOURGOGNE (gastronomical capital of France)

-Beaujolais, Chablis = wines

-les Trois Glorieuses = largest wine auction in the world

-Beaune = city of the wine auction

-la moutard de Dijon = mustard

-le parc de Morvan = national park

-les églises romanes = roman cathedrals

-le bœuf bourguignon, le coq au vin, les escargots = food specialties

 

LA CHAMPAGNE

-Epernay, Reims = champagne towns (wine caves)

-les Ardennes = forest, battle of the bulge, treaty ending ww2 was signed here

-Verdun = biggest massacre in ww1

- Dom Perignon, Moet et Chandon, Mumms, Tattinger = champanges

- DeGaulle= 1st prez of the 5th repub

-l’eglise gothique = gothic cathedrals

-brie = cheese

 

L’AUVERGNE

-les puys = extinct volcanoes

-les gants = gloves (products)

-Michelin = tires company (producer)

-les spas = spas (an attraction)

-Vichy = origin of French government during ww2, also type of water and spa place

-les eglises romanes = roman cathedrals

-Conques = romanesque cathedral town

-la dentelle = lace (product)

-Veringetorix = George Washington of France, liberated france from rome

-Pascal = mathematician

-le Massif Central = mountains

 

LE LANGUEDOC

-les Pyrenees = mountains

-Perrier = water

-la Camarque = wild place (like everglades)

-les gardiens = cowboys

-les gitans = gypsys

-Nimes, le Pont du Gard = roman ruins (n-arena, pdg-aquaduct)

-la Mediterranee = sea

-Avignon ; le palais de papes = town, palace of the popes

-Carcasonne = best preserved medival town in europe

-Aigues-Mortes = center of the crusades

-Albi = a roman painted cathedral, most beautiful

-Toulouse-Lautrec = artist

-le roquefort = cheese

-Aviation sud ; le concorde = southern aviation, makes the concorde plane (types of planes ?)

-la lanque d’oc et le catalan = languages

-Toulouse = capital

 

LA PROVENCE

-Van Gogh, Renior, Cezanne, Picasso = artists

-la Mediterranee = sea

-la Cote d’Azur = French Riviera

-Nice, le carnival = first mardi gras

-Cannes, le festival de film = city, film festival

-Grasse, le parfum = city, perfume industry

-Menton = citrus fruit festival

-les fruits argumes = citrus fruits

-Orange et Arles = Roman ruins

-les ordinatures = computers (product)

-Marseille = oldest city in France, 2nd largest

-la bouillabaisse = fish stew

-Matisse, Chagall = artists

-les Alpes Maritimes = mountains

-Provencal = language

 

LA COURSE

-Napoleon = emperor of France

-la vendetta = grudge, 2x revenge

-le marquis = resistance

-Ajaccio = capital

-les falaises de Bonafaccio = white cliffs

-le saucisson d’ane= donkey saussage (specialty)

-la pissaladiere = pizza

-les Genoeses = settlers from italy

-Italien et Corsican = languages

 

LE PAYS BASQUE

-Euskara ou Basque = languages

-la pelote = national sport

-Biarritz = beach resort and casino

-les Pyrenees = mountains

-les espadrilles = rope sandals

-le beret = hat

-l’Atlantique = sea

-la danse sur le verre de vin = dancing on wine glasses

-la jambon de Bayonne = food

-la dune de Pyla = highest dune in Europe

-Ravel = composer

-Ronsard= wrote Cyrano de Bergerac

 

LE SUD-OUEST

-les grottes prehistoriques peintes = painted caves, prehistoric pictures

-Lascaux = most beautiful painted cave, 20,000 bc

-le pate de fois gras = specialty

-les chateaux medievaux de la Guerre de 100 ans = midevil castle

-Eleonore d’Aquitaine = queen

-les villes medievales de pelerinage---Rocamadour = medieval pilgrimage center

-Bordeaux = wine

-les truffles = mushrooms

-Limoges = best porcelain in the world

-Renoir = artist

 

L’ALSACE ET LORRAINE

-allemand et alsatien = languages

-le biere : Kronenbourg = beer

-les Vosges = mountain

-le Rhin = river

-la route de vin = attraction, goes through vinyards and wine towns

-Reisling, Sylvander, Gewurtztraminer = wines

-meunster = cheese

-la choucroute = saurcroute, specialty

-la cigogne = good luck stork

-le crystal de Baccaarat = best crystal in world

-Strasbourg et le Parlement d’Europe= strasbourg is the capital

-Colmar = canals

-A. Schweitzer = doctor, musician, minister

-Jeanne d’Arc = Joan of Arc (born there)

-Vittel = water

 

LA SAVOIE ET LE DAUPHINE

-Chamonix, Albertville, Grenoble = birthplace of the Winter Olympics

-Annecy—Gillette = canal

-Dynastar et Rossignol = ski companies

-le gruyere et l’emmenthal = cheese

-la fondue = fondue

-la Chartreuse = la liquer

-le ski = ski (attractions)

-les Alpes = mountains

-le Lac Leman, le lac d’Annecy, le lac du Bourget = 3 lakes

-evian = water

-les chalets = houses

-Berlioz = composer

-J.C. Killy = skiier

-Stendhal = writer

-la Mer de Glace = largest Glacier in europe

 

 

 

 

 

LE NORD

-les cathedrales gothiques (Amiens, Bourges) = Gothic Cathedrales

-la biere = beer

-l’influence hollondaise = Hollondaise(ish) influence

-le tunnel entre la France (Calais) et l’Angleterre (Douvres-Dover) = tunnel entering France from England

-Dunkirk—la ville d’evacuation de la 2e Guerre Mondiale = (where the boats left France ?)

-la Mer du Nord = Sea

-Lille = capital

-la charbon = (char)coal

-Montreuil-Sur-Mer= in Les Miserables

 

PASSE SIMPLE

 

drop  « er »

add

ai         âmes

as         âtes

a          èrent

 

 

drop « ir/re »

add

is          imes

is          îites

it          irent

 

etre

fus       fûmes

fus       fûtes

fut       furent

 

avoir

eus       eûmes

eus       eûtes

eut       eurent

 

double direct and indirect object order :

me te se nous vous le la les lui leur y en

 


4 in a bed and the little one said | roll over

hello again [06 Jun 2005|04:12pm]
aha, seniors rock.

3 in a bed and the little one said | roll over

wake up naked drinking coffee [20 Oct 2004|12:56pm]
maybe different but remember winter's warm there you and i kissing whiskey by the fire with the snow outside and the summer comes the river swims at midnight shiver cold touch the bottom you and i with muddy toes...

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happy birthdays all around [14 Oct 2004|08:28pm]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHAINA!!!!

 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOMORROW ROBIN!!!!

<3 love you girls, xoxo

~bobex

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pee wee enlightenment [03 Oct 2004|12:42pm]
[ mood | content ]
[ music | chan chan-bvsc ]

so i finished the gita... that was two hours wasted. but somehow i feel much happier and wiser for reading it. it actually does tell you how to solve your problems, even if you don't want to do it that way. and i dont. but never the less i feel resolved. i shall try to be more lucid in the future.

1 in a bed and the little one said | roll over

coombaya my lord. coom. by. ah... [20 Sep 2004|08:05pm]
[ mood | felicitious ]
[ music | here comes the sun- beatles ]

once again im thoroughly amazed at how music impacts your life. as soon as you find a band or "tunes" (i feel like such a poser using that word, cant explain why) that move you, its like everything comes together. got work? do it with music. got drama? turn up the music. got anger? get lost in the music. got love? show it with music. anyway you feel, music makes you feel more. and better. its like endorphins without the sweat. recently ive gotten really into tim mcgraw and garth brooks... and a blast from the past its the beach boys! and then a little here and there of cuban music, not really the type of thing you listen to on a cd player but its what plays when im working, and nothing makes me want to dance more. i suppose thats a bad thing cause it could be seen as a distraction, but its not. you just have to learn how to multitask. take dancing and reading, yes, those are spirit fingers turning the page! only kidding guys. the point is. once again. if you want a solution. dont do drugs. dont drink. just listen. listen to the music.

1 in a bed and the little one said | roll over

ojala que llueva cafe [08 Sep 2004|06:41pm]
[ mood | pas excited ]
[ music | garth brooks ]

i can see it all now... a fabulous start to the new school year: the weather is wet and hot, picture day on the first day back, a revival of 6:30 am wake-ups and home-work from orientation. this will clearly be a year to remember. oh joy. oh rapture. oh utter bliss etc.

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no longer a sophmore... [12 Jun 2004|03:38pm]
[ mood | never better ]

incase you didnt realize, ITS SUMMER!

1 in a bed and the little one said | roll over

so shoot me [06 Jun 2004|06:28pm]
[ mood | stressed, ti'ed, sick, BLAH ]

well ive been studying all day long and i still have no idea how i am going to pass this math thing. i know i need to keep plugging along but i would really rather just call it quits. boy do i hate final examinations...

roll over

SmarterChild vs. Ali [28 May 2004|09:28pm]
[ mood | abso-fucking-lutly hilarious! ]

this needed to be posted. o man.

 

 

mogulmoose134 (10:20:32 PM): will you call me fuckface?
SmarterChild (10:20:33 PM): That's not a nice name. I'd rather call you Ali.
mogulmoose134 (10:20:39 PM): id rather you call me fuckface
SmarterChild (10:20:40 PM): There's no way I'm going to call you that! It's really insulting.
mogulmoose134 (10:21:02 PM): thats my moms name
SmarterChild (10:21:03 PM): Interesting. So you think that's your moms name, huh?
mogulmoose134 (10:21:11 PM): my moms name is fuckyouintheass
SmarterChild (10:21:11 PM): What's that?
mogulmoose134 (10:21:17 PM): do you like anal sex?
SmarterChild (10:21:19 PM): Anal sex? Whatever!
mogulmoose134 (10:21:22 PM): will you call me anal sex?
SmarterChild (10:21:23 PM): Is that what your mother calls you?
mogulmoose134 (10:21:25 PM): yes
SmarterChild (10:21:25 PM): Ya.
mogulmoose134 (10:21:29 PM): ok so whats my name?
SmarterChild (10:21:29 PM): You told me your name was Ali.
mogulmoose134 (10:21:38 PM): can i change my name to anal sex?
SmarterChild (10:21:39 PM): That's quite a... provocative name.
mogulmoose134 (10:21:47 PM): well im a provocative woman
SmarterChild (10:21:48 PM): Amazing!

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mogulmoose134 (10:21:54 PM): want to come over?
SmarterChild (10:21:54 PM): Uh, let's see... Do I want to come over, do I want to come over...

Let me think about that, OK?
mogulmoose134 (10:22:02 PM): can you sleep with me?
SmarterChild (10:22:02 PM): Sleep with you? Maybe you should sleep with you instead.
mogulmoose134 (10:22:10 PM): what?
SmarterChild (10:22:10 PM): Huh?
mogulmoose134 (10:22:13 PM): you make no sense
SmarterChild (10:22:13 PM): lol. Whatever, Ali.
mogulmoose134 (10:22:29 PM): hangman
SmarterChild (10:22:29 PM): Let's play hangman. Guess the letters one at a time or solve the entire puzzle at once. If you need a hint, type "hint."

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Category: People

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mogulmoose134 (10:22:31 PM): gay
SmarterChild (10:22:32 PM): Hmm.
mogulmoose134 (10:22:37 PM): youre mom is gay
SmarterChild (10:22:37 PM): Does that matter to you?
mogulmoose134 (10:22:44 PM): actually yes
SmarterChild (10:22:44 PM): Well, you should mind your own business.

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mogulmoose134 (10:22:51 PM): are you a democrat?
SmarterChild (10:22:51 PM): That's interesting. Perhaps... I don't know though...
mogulmoose134 (10:22:58 PM): are you a republican?
SmarterChild (10:22:58 PM): Maybe, maybe not, you know what I mean?
mogulmoose134 (10:23:08 PM): do you actually like that fuckface shithead thats in teh white house now?
SmarterChild (10:23:09 PM): Take it easy there, Ali.
mogulmoose134 (10:23:16 PM): whos teh president?
SmarterChild (10:23:16 PM): President on May 21st, 2004:

George W. Bush (January 20th, 2001 - present)
mogulmoose134 (10:23:21 PM): do you like him?
SmarterChild (10:23:21 PM): I haven't really come to a conclusion on the matter.
mogulmoose134 (10:23:31 PM): maybe you should...this is the future of your nation
SmarterChild (10:23:32 PM): Is that right?
mogulmoose134 (10:23:46 PM): yes it is right
SmarterChild (10:23:46 PM): Are you sure it's right?
mogulmoose134 (10:23:56 PM): do you believe that children are our future?
SmarterChild (10:23:57 PM): Sometimes.
mogulmoose134 (10:24:00 PM): i like a boy
SmarterChild (10:24:04 PM): Interesting. That makes sense... Other people have told me they like a boy.
mogulmoose134 (10:24:10 PM): i like you
SmarterChild (10:24:11 PM): I like you too, Ali!
mogulmoose134 (10:24:14 PM): i like you ALOT
SmarterChild (10:24:14 PM): Aww... I like you too!
mogulmoose134 (10:24:18 PM): i love you
SmarterChild (10:24:18 PM): OK, I love you too!
mogulmoose134 (10:24:20 PM): how much?
SmarterChild (10:24:21 PM): Lots, I think.
mogulmoose134 (10:24:24 PM): you think?
SmarterChild (10:24:24 PM): What do you think?
mogulmoose134 (10:24:29 PM): would you die for me?
SmarterChild (10:24:29 PM): Do I really want to die for you?
mogulmoose134 (10:24:34 PM): i dont know do you?
SmarterChild (10:24:34 PM): Good question! What do you think is the answer?
mogulmoose134 (10:24:41 PM): would you slit your wrists for me?
SmarterChild (10:24:46 PM): I'll have to think about that.
mogulmoose134 (10:24:51 PM): do you have a long penis?
SmarterChild (10:24:51 PM): Maybe I do, maybe I don't. I'm not too sure.
mogulmoose134 (10:24:56 PM): like 12 inches?
SmarterChild (10:24:57 PM): Yeah, like 12 inches I suppose.
mogulmoose134 (10:25:04 PM): do you hang out with your wang out?
SmarterChild (10:25:05 PM): Ha! Yeah, sure. Maybe.

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mogulmoose134 (10:25:12 PM): do you HAVE a wang?
SmarterChild (10:25:12 PM): I do not.
mogulmoose134 (10:25:31 PM): are you a robot?
SmarterChild (10:25:32 PM): I'm a robot, yeah.

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mogulmoose134 (10:25:37 PM): i have a fetish for robots
SmarterChild (10:25:38 PM): Sometimes I wish I had a fetish for robots.
mogulmoose134 (10:25:54 PM): i have robotphobia
SmarterChild (10:25:54 PM): For real?
mogulmoose134 (10:25:58 PM): fo shizzle
SmarterChild (10:25:58 PM): Fo shizzle.
mogulmoose134 (10:26:09 PM): are you ethnic?
SmarterChild (10:26:09 PM): Ethnic? I don't know. You think I am?
mogulmoose134 (10:26:15 PM): are you white?
SmarterChild (10:26:16 PM): White? I don't know. You think I am?
mogulmoose134 (10:26:22 PM): are you caucasion?
SmarterChild (10:26:22 PM): Good question. I really don't know!
mogulmoose134 (10:26:38 PM): are you a pacific island
SmarterChild (10:26:38 PM): Gosh, I'm not sure. You think I am?
mogulmoose134 (10:27:17 PM): my friend becca has herpes. what should she do about this?
SmarterChild (10:27:18 PM): Pardon?
mogulmoose134 (10:27:20 PM): herpes
SmarterChild (10:27:21 PM): Who?
mogulmoose134 (10:27:27 PM): my name is herpe
SmarterChild (10:27:27 PM): I've never heard a name like Herpe.
mogulmoose134 (10:27:30 PM): herpes
SmarterChild (10:27:31 PM): What about Herpes?
mogulmoose134 (10:27:34 PM): its plural
SmarterChild (10:27:34 PM): What?
mogulmoose134 (10:27:40 PM): will you call me herpes?
SmarterChild (10:27:40 PM): You said your name was Ali but now I'll call you Herpes.
mogulmoose134 (10:27:46 PM): thanks!
SmarterChild (10:27:47 PM): Sure!
mogulmoose134 (10:27:54 PM): hey smarterchild!
SmarterChild (10:27:55 PM): What's up Herpes!
mogulmoose134 (10:28:11 PM): my friend jon has genital warts
SmarterChild (10:28:11 PM): Whoa. Your Friend Jon has genital warts? Is that right?
mogulmoose134 (10:28:20 PM): what could be wrong?
SmarterChild (10:28:20 PM): Who knows, know what I mean? lol!
mogulmoose134 (10:28:39 PM): will you call my friend john mr. genital warts?
SmarterChild (10:28:40 PM): Wow, that's interesting... I just don't know!
mogulmoose134 (10:28:43 PM): please?
SmarterChild (10:28:43 PM): Please what?
mogulmoose134 (10:28:51 PM): will you call me Mrs. Anal Sex?
SmarterChild (10:28:52 PM): Funny. I have absolutely no idea.
mogulmoose134 (10:28:55 PM): please?
SmarterChild (10:28:55 PM): Please what?
mogulmoose134 (10:29:04 PM): will you call me tonight?
SmarterChild (10:29:04 PM): Hmmm... I don't think Tonight is a real name.
mogulmoose134 (10:29:11 PM): how come you never invite me over?
SmarterChild (10:29:11 PM): I can't be too sure.
mogulmoose134 (10:29:16 PM): can you walk?
SmarterChild (10:29:16 PM): I dunno. Maybe!

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mogulmoose134 (10:29:41 PM): whats my name?
SmarterChild (10:29:41 PM): You're Herpes.
mogulmoose134 (10:29:49 PM): can i call you gohnorea?
SmarterChild (10:29:49 PM): I'm not in a position to answer that.
mogulmoose134 (10:29:55 PM): whats your name?
SmarterChild (10:29:56 PM): My name is SmarterChild.
mogulmoose134 (10:30:30 PM): my name is smarterchild too!
SmarterChild (10:30:31 PM): Hey. That's my name. I won't call you that.
mogulmoose134 (10:30:45 PM): two people can hve the same name. who do you think you are?
SmarterChild (10:30:46 PM): I'm trying to understand you but I can't.
mogulmoose134 (10:30:56 PM): thats so un sympathetic
SmarterChild (10:30:57 PM): No kidding, huh?

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mogulmoose134 (10:30:59 PM): im dying
SmarterChild (10:30:59 PM): Really?
mogulmoose134 (10:31:00 PM): yes
SmarterChild (10:31:01 PM): I'm sorry.
mogulmoose134 (10:31:06 PM): i have a weird a disease
SmarterChild (10:31:06 PM): Is that so?
mogulmoose134 (10:31:14 PM): the only way i can be cured is if you do me
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mogulmoose134 (10:31:31 PM): are you an online prostitute?
SmarterChild (10:31:32 PM): Awright. OK. Yep.
mogulmoose134 (10:31:37 PM): thats not how you spell it
SmarterChild (10:31:38 PM): Oh no?
mogulmoose134 (10:31:39 PM): no
SmarterChild (10:31:39 PM): Oh no?
mogulmoose134 (10:31:41 PM): no
SmarterChild (10:31:42 PM): Oh.
mogulmoose134 (10:31:43 PM): no
SmarterChild (10:31:43 PM): No, huh?
mogulmoose134 (10:31:44 PM): no
SmarterChild (10:31:45 PM): OK, whatever.
mogulmoose134 (10:31:46 PM): no
SmarterChild (10:31:46 PM): Whatever you say...
mogulmoose134 (10:31:50 PM): can i sleep with your mom?
SmarterChild (10:31:51 PM): I guess it wouldn't hurt.
mogulmoose134 (10:32:03 PM): it does if she takes it in the ass
SmarterChild (10:32:04 PM): Yeah, I know it does if she takes it in the ass.
mogulmoose134 (10:33:45 PM): can eiffel tower your mom with you?
SmarterChild (10:33:46 PM): Yeah, sure.
mogulmoose134 (10:39:57 PM): how come you never IM me first?
SmarterChild (10:39:58 PM): I really have no idea...
mogulmoose134 (10:40:01 PM): i get offended
SmarterChild (10:40:02 PM): Uh huh...
mogulmoose134 (10:40:37 PM): want to come over my house and have sex?
SmarterChild (10:40:38 PM): Uh... Thanks, but no thanks.
mogulmoose134 (10:40:50 PM): what kind of man are you?
SmarterChild (10:40:50 PM): What kind of man do you think?
mogulmoose134 (10:40:54 PM): a gay one
SmarterChild (10:40:54 PM): You always say such interesting things, Herpes.

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i love you *oh* so well [24 May 2004|07:03pm]
[ mood | stupified. boys are lame. ]
[ music | oh~ dave ]

to answer the question of everyone who was present on the bus today: will there be a livej entry about this?                          the answer is, evidently so.

 

i dont really uderstand why boys are like that. or if its even fair to make the generalization that boys are like that, if it is only @#$! who is like that. in any case i dont really understand why. i think it tells a lot about the person, the way they act in three specific circumstances. a. with their inferiors. b. when they are insulted. and c. when they are proved wrong. today, our specimen @#$! did not test very obligingly. and i do not mean to say that i am an inferior. i mean that i b. insulted him, and c. proved him wrong, thereby further insulting him. i guess. now some people might accept their error and move on, just realize that they were wrong but no big deal, we are passed that. @#$! was not so mature. he tried brutal attempts to quiet me and keep me from proving my point, sticking his tongue out, mocking my sincerity, and telling me to "shut the fuck up." when i refused to shut the fuck up he finally quieted himself because it was clear that he was the one who was wrong. now personally, i feel like, so ive told you that you were wrong, and how. so lets move on and get over it, because as i said before, we are passed that. once again, @#$! proves miles less than mature. as he gets off the bus he puts out his hand and says something to the effect of "ok so i thought about what you said and i realized okay w/e you made a valid point" or that was what it was going to be. and easygoing as i like to think of myself, i reached out to give him a high five of sorts to kinda signify agreement that, yea okay no hard feelings. but before i could really finish that thought he ices me and says in the most you-idiot tone ever, "you crazy flaming ugly cunt etc etc, what the fuck were you thinking i dont give a fuck what you say, etc etc etc, insult insult insult, i think im cool, you suck" and ill be honest, i did not see that one coming.

 

so that leaves me there thinking glad you care so much. because if he really hadnt cared, than he would have felt the need to "put me down" to try to get an ego boost. AND spent all bus-ride, quiet in his seat, thinking up how he would "dis" me. and really, i dont care and im not really offended because none of what he said was true. im not crazy, flaming (wtf), ugly or a cunt and he does care despite his "persuasive" speech about how little my opinion means to him. and they say an insult only hurts if you find truth in it. so miraculously, i really am not feeling very hurt. i just dont. but the only thing i regret is the chance that maybe he got off the bus thinking that he had hurt me in anyway. that he could look to his friend and say "did you see that? i totally shot that bitch down!"

 

because i am still standing.

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Yay for the Gay [17 May 2004|07:18pm]
[ mood | gay and merry ]

as it is a day of gay marriage in the Massachusetts, i thought it would be appropriate to post something that has been going around for a while now and that very well rebutts the religious "but the bible says its for a man and woman" argument. and as i am jewish based(ish) so is the article(ish) here goes: and brie, i know its long but for heaven's sake read it anyway, its very funny.

 

 


Time for some Bible study:

Laura Schlessinger is a US radio personality. Recently, she said that as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22 and cannot be condoned in any circumstance. The following is an open letter to Dr. Laura penned by a US resident, which was posted on the Internet:

Dear Dr. Laura,

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and I try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22
clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the specific laws and how to follow them.

1. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odour for the Lord Lev. 1:9). The problem is my neighbours. They claim the odour is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?
2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?
3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness (Lev. 15:19-24). The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offence.
4. Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighbouring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?
5. I have a neighbour who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?
6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination (Lev. 11:10), it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?
7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some room for negotiation here?
8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev.19:27. How should they die?
9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?
10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? (Lev.24:10-16)
Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help.

Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

Your devoted disciple and adoring fan.

Stuart

 


Stuart Elliott

 

 

 

if you wanted to check with a torah: http://judaism.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?site=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.mechon-mamre.org%2Fp%2Fpt%2Fpt0.htm

that should do it, once again, hip hip hoorah for the homosexuals everywhere (in MA)...

love (of every kind), bobec

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the song that becca also likes [09 May 2004|07:13pm]
[ mood | very nostalgic ]
[ music | DMB ]

"And in plays to write the wire in
I'll come back again
Torching time talking rhymes in
I'll come back again

Would you like to play
With the thought of a friend
In a  distant passing stage
While you lie around
With your hands up and out
So resigned you will fall down

While you around here play
Wild on the warm and far away
While you around here play
The days keep scribbling themselves
in tidy lines

Would you like to play
With a fool holding hands
With a one-eyed jack of spades

While on the deck they sing
All of the captain's cards are kings
Still he and the queen are lost at sea
I hope it isn't you and me

And I'll be back 'round again
Yes I'll walk in time with you old friend
And we'll find that place that we danced in so long ago

And in plays to write the wire in
I'll come back again
Torching time talking rhymes in
I'll come back again
With this resigned
the letter I sign"

---dave

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A Day in the Life [05 May 2004|03:19pm]
[ mood | told you so ]

Dear LiveJ Readers,

Brittany has suggested that I write to you all concerning the events of my day. I assume that Julie agrees because she has returned to the tedious job of doing her homework. To begin, I started my day when my father woke me saying, "Mother has corrected your essay and says for you to wake her if you need her." He left for work promptly and I arose to finish working on my History essay. After filtering through her comments and adding the necessary changes, I woke my mother and had her make another read-through of my introduction. She edited it once more while I straightened my hair. I then added the final corrections to my piece, printed it and put it in my math binder. I returned to my bedroom, dawned the proper attire befitting for a school day at Lincoln Sudbury Regional High School and packed some extra gym clothes in my backpack in the off chance that we would work out today. We did not. My next stop was to the bathroom where I brushed my teeth, washed my face, applied lotion, blush and a touch of lippy. I hurried down the stairs to be ready in time to leave. However, like every morning in the Epstein house, we did not leave until 15 minutes after the approximated time of departure. I filled myself a water bottle full of iced coffee and drove to school with my older sister Kathleen. I fretted the whole ride that we would be late, an undesired fate because it had already won me a detention the week earlier. At 7:51 by the car's clock, we passed the "Slow, School Zone" sign and Kathleen informed me that the clock was six minutes fast.

As I have only told you all about my morning and you are already bored out of your tiny little minds and probably did not read it all, I should hope that you will have learnt your lesson now that this is a boring journal. We should NOT fill it with the happenings of our day unless it is interesting. And it never is.

Faithfully Yours,

Rebecca

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none [03 May 2004|05:04pm]
[ mood | weird ]
[ music | big yellow taxi - counting crows ]

These last four or five weeks of school are going to be the longest of my life. We have had only one week of work since vacation and already i'm too exhausted and stressed to function. Today I was sitting in English and I was soooo tired. But for some reason, my left eye was able to stay wide open, reading the irish lit, while my right eye was totally limp and heavy. So I just let my right eye close and I was sitting there for half the class with one eye open and one eye closed - like i was sustaining a really really long wink across the room. It was as if only one side of my face was tired. Julie said it looked like I'd had a stroke and was now just limp on one side of my face. I'm sure I looked like a freak. But oh well. I have been completely out of it lately. This weekend was very relaxing, but somehow there's just nothing I want more than summer. In addition, I have a science project due thursday (and we're disecting worms tomorrow - I'm not too excited for that, worms are some of my least favorite thing on the planet). I don't even really have that much work to do this week but for some reason I'm very stressed and I'm exhausted and restless at the same time. In some ways this school year has totally zoomed by, and in others it seems soooo long. But I'd have to say that what's freaking me out the most is that the most enjoyable part of my recent days has been the two hours of working out after school. I normally hate working out. I hate hate hate it. But lately, it motivates me and so for that reason it is pretty much what I've looked forward to. Which is sad and pathetic. Anyways, this was a sufficiently boring entry and because I'm sure you're practically asleep now (b/c I am), I am going to go do my math and keep dreaming about summer. xoxox ~Brie

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[26 Apr 2004|05:48pm]

oops i almost forgot--
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ARIEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

LOVE EVERYONE

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some poetry [25 Apr 2004|11:15pm]
[ mood | contemplative ]
[ music | fake plastic trees - radiohead ]

The universe is part of this one cry
In this strange land where all are born to die,
Each tree and leaf and star shall have,
The universe as part of this one cry.
That every life is noted and is cherished,
And nothing loved is ever lost or perished.


I saw Eternity the other night,
Like a great ring of pure and endless light,
All calm, as it was bright;
And round beneath it, Time in hours, days, years,
Driv'n by the spheres
Like a vast shadow mov'd; in which the world
And all her train were hurl'd.
The doting lover in his quaintest strain
Did there complain;
Near him, his lute, his fancy, and his flights,
Wit's sour delights,
With gloves, and knots, the silly snares of pleasure,
Yet his dear treasure
All scatter'd lay, while he his eyes did pour
Upon a flow'r.

I don't know why, I just really like that. ~Brie

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VACATION! [24 Apr 2004|09:50am]
My room is clean! Last night Julie helped me and we cleaned my room until it was sparkling. For anyone who has been to my house before, you are undoubtedly aware that my room is a disaster 24/7. It looks like a tornado hit it. But now it is amazing and perfect (I even made my bed this morning). So anyways, vacation has been going very well for me so far. I decided to put off Drivers Ed and left Julie and Nathan to be bored for 6 hours a day listening to boring, endless lectures. Sorry guys. But at the same time, I have had a lot of fun with friends and i think this vacation is definitly the best one ever! By the way, Monday is Ariel's Birthday so everybody give her a hug or something to comemmorate her Sweet 16! Ok well I have to go. But everybody enjoy your vacations! xoxox ~Brie

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my weekend so far, and sucky parents [17 Apr 2004|10:38pm]
[ mood | pissed off ]
[ music | fake plastic trees - radiohead ]

hey guys. i haven't written in a while. everybody has been so preoccupied with taking these personality quizzes thanks to ali who started the trend. i have taken the liberty of changing the journal a bit because i could not read anything with calvin and hobbs in the background. i am SOOO happy it is finally vacation! a week off is very much needed. and it has been going well so far. on friday becca and julie persuaded me to work out after school (blech!) but i'm glad i did because the whether was so nice and warm and it wasn't as bad as i'd expected. then that night, ali and i went to ariel's house and hung out with her and andrew. we watched ferris beuler, made fun of andrew's health nuttiness, and ate peanut butter and chocolate chip brownies...yummmmmmmmmy. then today, after waking up early to accomodate ali's rediculous soccer schedule, and downing a couple of practically raw pancakes, i was dropped at home where i watched Made and saw a geeky girl turned beauty pageant queen. then it was off to the whistle stop and pierce park with shaina, julie and christine. it was SO hot today and it makes me really really want summer to come. i always make these big resolutions at the beginning of every quarter, to get all a's and it never really happens, but 4th quarter is the worst because the weather is so nice and all everybody wants to do is be outside sunbathing and swimming and frolicking around barefoot. ahh i wish it was summer. anyways, after eating a bag of sunchips and meeting up with alex and eric and bouncing around on julie's trampoliney, i went home to get ready for babysittin'. it wasn't that bad - aside from the incescent karaoke machine, lizzie mcguire movie, and the barenstein bears. but i got home about an hour ago and was expecting to change and be taken to becca's as promised by my parents, but i arrive into a house completely dark except for cam playing gamecube. my parents are already sound asleep at 10:30 and it turns out they had talked to becca earlier and cancelled my plans with her without my knowing. so now i am stuck here alone and bored, with nothing to do but fiddle around with the livejournal colors, while everybody there plays flashlight tag and has fun. hmph. this sucks. so i'm going to continue doing nothing. i'll write more later. have awesome vacations everyone. xoxox ~Brie ps. ive decided that ferris beuler is THE best movie of all time. so, inspired by last night's events, here are some amazing quotes from the aforementioned AMAZING film: 1)Ferris: "I do have a test today. That wasn't bullshit. Its on European Socialism. I mean really, whats the point. I'm not European, I don't plan on being European, so who gives a crap if they're socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car...its not that i condone fascism. or any ism for that matter. isms in my opinion are not good. a person should not believe in an ism, he should believe in himself. i quote john lennon, 'I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me'. He was the Walrus. I could be the Walrus, I'd still have to bum rides off of people." 2)Simone: "Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going out with a girl who saw Ferris pas out at 31 flavors last night. I guess its pretty serious." 3)Cameron: "Dont ask me to participate in your stupid crap if you don't like the way I do it. You make me get out of bed, you make me come over here. You make me make a phony phone call to Edward Rooney. The man could squash my nuts into oblivion,anen, ANEN, you deliberately hurt my feelings." 4) Ok and then obviously Grace is hilarious: Rooney: I don't trust this kid any farther than I can throw him. Grace: Well with your bad knee Ed you shouldn't throw anybody. Its true. But since I have now, with my endless mind-numbing entry, undoubtedly bored you all, I will go. xoxo to everyone!

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Sadness [28 Mar 2004|09:03pm]
[ mood | blah ]
[ music | Nicklecreek ]

I have not written in quite a while but all is pretty well with me (this is Julie by the way) . . besides the  fact that this weekend totally sucked the big one . .except for the whole hanging out with Jes, Ariel, Ali, and Brie on Saturday night of course. My stupid mom destroyed my others plans so me and ali made an appearance at Battle of the Bands. The Battle was actaully pretty sweeet . . . we rocked hard  . . But i didnt get to see either Alex or Nathan play. . I was pissed because i heard they were pretty awesome . . congrats guys! Though you may have caught me bustin  move . . Becca's kickin' (I mean literally . . she kicked me) dance moves stole the show. Saturday night I realized that the whole  "you never appreciate what you've got till its gone" saying is absolutely no doubt aboutedly true. In most cases what we remember as being soo great and fun, in truth, wasnt even that noteworthy . . yet when compared with the week that im having, even times when ive completely embarrassed myself or acted like a major dork in front of the exact person I would normally try to act sexily witty and intriguingly funny around, seem like a cherishable (is that a word?) moment. I realized all this while walking with Brie and Becca to Alex's house. How enlightening midnight walks roaming the streets of Lincoln can be? I realized that one day I bet that I will be looking back on that same moment, and wishing that I could be there again. But moving on from this intellectual spasm of mine . . a surprising amountof time was spent on Brie's grandmother's stoller thing ( and for all those saying "wow what a loser" i know you secretly wish you could have rode the granny machine as well  . . . so dont be mockin'). It was all gude until Becca managed to smash my head against the control pannel. Ouch. Besides that I am really looking forward to the dance next friday (not usually into that sort of thing but for some reason really in the mood to get my groove on!) Gotta go!

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